Friday, February 20, 2009

How I Love That Man O' Mine

So Mr. Fix-It was sharing a car ride to downtown Fort Worth with one of his management cohorts from the corporate office the other night...

As they were driving, they saw a woman in a skirt walking down the street. Mr. Corporate Management says wistfully, "I remember when my wife had legs like that." Mr. Fix-It replied, "My wife still has legs like that," to which Mr. Corporate Management said, "F@&# you."

It may not be true... but at least he is blinded enough by love to believe it. :)

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Bitch and Moan

Wow, I can't believe it has been over three weeks since I wrote my last blog. Time seems to be slipping away from me and I can't get ahold of it. Things I have been looking forward to (my birthday, our trip to Oklahoma) are now gone... and I am left wondering "well, what now?"

Of course, this time leakage is doing nothing for my impending divorce... the weeks keep slipping by... and I am no less divorced than I was over three months ago when we went through mediation and AGREED on everything. So, I am not sure why I am still married to man that makes my skin crawl while all that needs to be done is the signing of the document.

In Texas, there is a 30 day wait to get a marriage license after a divorce is final. Then a three day wait after the license is obtained to get married. Mr. Fix-It and I really want to get married in March or April... May and June are bad months for us... too many birthdays, my niece/nephew will be born then and those were our previous wedding anniversary months. Trivial? Maybe.

Then we get into July... and that's five freaking months from now. I am trying my best to be a pain in the ass to my attorney without totally pissing off their office manager, but let's face it, I am not always the most patient (or tactful) person in the world.

Not to mention the fact that The Donor is not paying child support as he is supposed to - he is currently 48 days late on January and 16 days late on February and NOTHING is happening to him. Anyone who says that the courts are female-friendly need their heads pulled out of their asses.

Ok, I think I am done for now. But stay tuned... cuz I'm still really freaking frustrated.