How I Love That Man O' Mine

So Mr. Fix-It was sharing a car ride to downtown Fort Worth with one of his management cohorts from the corporate office the other night...

As they were driving, they saw a woman in a skirt walking down the street. Mr. Corporate Management says wistfully, "I remember when my wife had legs like that." Mr. Fix-It replied, "My wife still has legs like that," to which Mr. Corporate Management said, "F@&# you."

It may not be true... but at least he is blinded enough by love to believe it. :)